Search Term Sunday: Dreams, Linkin Park, Bugs

Search Term Sunday has returned! All of these bolded terms have been searched within the Google search bar, leading people to Gamerscene. Let’s take a look at what we’ve got.

things wrong with inception

Search not valid.

maze dialogue between cobb and ariaoghini in ‘inception’

I died laughing. Pure hilarity right there. Arigohininini.

scarlet jhonson illusionist

you see, god is a schemer, a schemer trying to control his little world. i’m not a schemer. i try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are

I don’t think that that’s how the line went…

what dave matthews album was the tower that ate people in

Dave Matthews:    Peter Gabriel: 

They are different people.

is stuff like inception true

Yep. Happens all the time. 

dmb lyrics are nonsense

Have you heard that song ‘Gangnam Style?’. It’s like PSY isn’t even speaking English!

7fold haol 2 the king

God help American students. This is what English papers look like nowadays.

love juck

 

linkin park song that has guitars and screaming in the beginning

Try their entire discography.

would you consider bugs coming out the wall as paranormal activity? 

Forget an exorcist, hire an exterminator!

~Juck 

Search Term Sunday: Holey Cheese, Rabid Dogs, Dentistry

Search Term Sunday is here once again! These are all real search terms that people have Googled to find Gamerscene. Comment with your favorite search term and enjoy the post!

colombiana movie has more holes than swiss cheese

Amen brotha. 8 year old parkour. Totally believable.

in the movie inception does the code change every time you watch it

Really? Are you kidding me? You think that this film’s content that is put onto a disc changes every time you put it into you movie player? Really? Inception is deep, and should be analyzed, but THIS is ridiculous. Don’t believe everything you hear on the streets kids.

is kingfom keepers considered sci fi?

It’s considered crap. Oh, and *Kingdom

i want to know songs in hail to the king album

Worry not. Google is your friend.

http:// ww w.ga merscene.wordpr ess.com/…/think-a-bit-thursday-freedom-writers-and-stereotyping

Somebody searched this exact address. I feel honored. Are schoolteachers using Gamerscene as a teaching tool? Nah.

hd pics of jesus from the movie passion of the christ

I don’t even want to know.

i’m just a rabid dog chasing cars

And here…we…go.

is this real life

Is it, David? Is it?

Which term was your favorite? Let me know in the comments below!

~Ddog

Search Term Sunday: Arabic, Confusion, and Thieves

Search Term Sunday is here! Here, I take search terms that people have typed into their search engines that have led to Gamerscene and analyze them. Let’s do this.

andrew garfield spectacles

I have a strong feeling that you’re British. How educated you sound.

im excited for my cousin to come

Congratulations, would you like an award?

would i win the hunger games

Are you kidding me? Google isn’t an omniscient being.

what animated movie has a wrist watch that say rec with lightning dails

What could you possibly need to know this for? And how do you expect to find the answer to your question with a search term like that?

فيلم بلايند سايد

This translates to Blind Side Movie. You’re free to go. I expected something relating to shawarma.

braveheart formal review

As opposed to an informal review? Life isn’t McDonald’s. You can’t have it your way.

black ops 2 gun reticals explained

What are you seeking? You can’t find a picture of the reticles and see them for yourself? Really?

you didnt notice that we skipped number 5

An attempt to taunt Google…failed…because you landed here…? I’m so confused.

is benjamins a good gun camo for cod black ops 2 

So instead of looking at the camo himself, this knucklehead asks the internet if they think it looks good. Genius.

didn’t monday

I totally understand you.

how 2 get new call of duty camos for free

Here’s how: Step 1: Purchase them legally.

What was your favorite search term? Let me know in the comments below!

~Ddog

Search Term Sunday: Watches, Blood and Bohemian Rhapsody

Search Term Sunday is here! What is this sorcery “Search Term Sunday?” Well, here, I take search terms that people have typed into their search engines that have led to Gamerscene and analyze them. Let’s do this.

john travolta watches

Watch count: 1

modified rolex watches

Watch count: 2

diamond in face movie

007: Die Another Day. I still remember the diamond-faced Korean. Bond also used a watch to detonate explosives in that one. Watch count: 3

i brought bejamin pack for black ops 2 and its not on my guns how do you do iy

Start by shortening your search terms. KEY WORDS buddy.

how many microsoft points do i need to get the new zombie map vengeance

The map is called Buried. The PACK is called Vengeance. It’ll cost you an ounce of knowledge.

blood

…

blood in a line

…You people are sick.

fried chicken funn

I wonder how you can have fun with fried chicken. Fried chicken is good, but to have fun with it? Please tell me how you can do so.

how many microsoft points does it take to buy all of the camos for black ops 2 at once3

How about this? Take the price of one camo and multiply it by the total amount of camos. Use some common sense.

why is expendables 2 so corny

Did you see the cast?

freddy mercury lo para normal

“Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy?” ~The ghost of Freddy Mercury

Which term was your favorite? Let me know in the comments down below.

~Ddog

Search Term Sunday: Beautiful Arab, Dumbledore, Angry at Google

This is Search Term Sunday. All of these Search Terms have been used to find Gamerscene in recent weeks. Enjoy. 🙂

spongebob movie 2 2014 news update in june 2013

I can’t help but wonder who actually CARES about a Spongebob movie. Interested in Man of Steel? The next Tarantino movie? Maybe Star Wars? Understandable. But a Spongebob movie? I’m sorry, but who cares?

beautiful arab actress

Here you go. It was a difficult five minutes, but here it is. If you need more help in the future, let me know. I would be glad to help you again. 😉

does the dlc camos be for the accounts

Does your grammar be poor?

let me watch this movie wrath of the titans

Bro, I don’t even know you, but I wouldn’t let you watch that movie. There are better comedies out there. Hephaestus is Dumbledore. That’s all I need to say.

free the midget girls

Try protesting that infront of City Hall. See how that goes for you.

whats the movie where nun costumes rob a armored truck.

1. The Town

2. What*’s

3. *an

4. *?

are you f****** retarded i said black ops 2 dlc 2

I find it hilarious that you actually counted out how many stars you needed to type as if it mattered. Cursing at your search engine is something that I am glad to have captured and released to the world. Your search bar isn’t Dr. Phil.

i won’t watch movies salt 2

I support that decision.

taken 2 grenade throwing roofs

Well it sounds ridiculous when you say it like that….

Which was your favorite this Sunday? Let me know in the comments below! And have a  Happy Father’s Day!

~Ddog

Search Term Sunday: Dr. Phil and Fried Chicken

It’s Sunday. These are real terms that people have searched to find Gamerscene. Let’s take a look at what we have this week.

is the uprising map pack bad for children?

Yes. Magma will inspire your child to watch Austin Powers, which is inappropriate. Encore will cause your child to listen to Jay-Z. Vertigo will make your child jump off buildings. The worst of them all, Studio has a dinosaur. Dinosaurs are scary. This map pack is very bad for children.

how to make bomb rice crispy treats

Step 1: Refrain from using slang terms in your Google searches. It will give you more accurate search results.

how to camo share on black ops 2? i have a account with a camo on it but how do i get on my account?

Google isn’t Dr. Phil. You can’t make a search term that long and expect to get the answer you want. Key words, young lad, key words.

injinjustice videos

This brings back memories of Tom Sawyer. Injun Joe, you were a mean guy.

first letter of the blops 2 dlc packs theory

This is actually an interesting thing that I considered doing a post on. So the Black Ops map packs spell out F.E.A.R (First Strike, Escalation, Annihilation, and Rezurrection.) The Black Ops 2 map packs, so far, spell out R.U (Revolution, Uprising) I don’t know what this year’s DLC will spell out, but I am guessing that it will all come out to be F.E.A.R.R.U.S.S, as in Fear Us. It’s too early to tell at the moment.

morbidly obese asian

Here you go.

baby shirley temples father and mother

Why would the child version of Shirley Temple have a different set of parents than the older version of Shirley Temple? That was a stupid search. Speaking of stupid…

fried chicken stupid

How is fried chicken stupid? Fried chicken is great when done right.

how do you give a blogger an award on wordpress

It’s actually a very unimportant event. I received the Lovely (Sexy) Blogger Award, and it wasn’t anything special. You’re not giving an Oscar. Just link the blogger and they’ve gotten the award.

hipsters + fat + over 35

= WoW players

Which term was your favorite? The first takes the cake for me 🙂

~Ddog

Search Term Sunday: Arrogance, Thieves and The Way of Women

Search Term Sunday is here. These are real search terms that people have Googled to get to Gamerscene. These are my comments on them.

tarantino twinkies

Tarantino is in no way related to Twinkies. He is, however, related to Quarter Pounders with Cheese.

if being sexy was a crime, i’d be guilty as charged

You arrogant piece of filth. That made my day.

how to share black ops 2 dlc with other people on samexboxhow to share black ops 2 dlc with other people on the same xbox

How about you get your cheap rear off of your couch and buy another DLC pack. Stop looking for ways to steal from companies. Just because they’re not your next door neighbor doesn’t mean you can steal from them.

fastens creed 3 the movie

How difficult to spell ‘Assassin’s?’ It’s ‘ass’ twice and then ‘in.” Get it right.

watermelon filled with fried chicken

Yeah, let’s take a fruit that’s beneficial to your health and stuff it with fried food. Genius.

star wars episode vii canceled april 2013

You were LOOKING to be trolled by my April Fool’s post.

call of duty black ops 2 vehicule

You aren’t old enough to play this game if you cannot properly spell vehicle.

bought new camos black ops 2 where are they

😥 This made me sad. You sound like a lost little bear searching for his home. The way you structured that sentence makes me feel obligated to help you. It’s too late, however. It’s too late.

muppets nagging men

*women

zombie apocalypse survival team birthday

You cannot plan a birthday party in a zombie apocalypse. Every day’s a struggle.

So there we have it. Thanks for reading! Let me know which term was your favorite of the week.

~Ddog

 

Search Term Sunday: British Slang, Cougars, and Fast Food

Search Term Sunday is BACK. Here are some real search terms that people have typed into Google to find Gamerscene. Be sure to tell me YOUR favorite Search Term of the week in the comments below.

skyfall rubbish review

I love British slang. Unfortunately, when I use it, I sound like a Muppet. See?

why is my expendables 2 have the avengers audio

Because you are pirating DVD’s. Get a job and buy legal products. Have a nice day.

downloaded the juggernaut pack and a mission pack, installed fine, but played through the game and all i have are two blank spots in my superhero roster that say “locked.”

You will never, EVER find the solution to your problem with a search-term that long.

bald teens

…need to stop stressing out over relationships and school.

wordpress movie database

Also known as Gamerscene.wordpress.com. Subscribe, like, and comment. 🙂

whose fault is the people or the food franchise

Hmm, how about you check out my post here to find out my take on the issue.

olympus has fallen scope reticles

I think you got Call of Duty mixed into your search term.

giggly girl likes you

Possibly.

good and bad things about inception

There are no bad things. That was a typo, and I understand. If this so happened to NOT be a typo, then this will be your future.

hot old men

COUGAR ALERT.

reservoir dogs is a bad movie

You left out ‘not’ between the ‘is’ and ‘a’. It’s alright, I forgive you! If it WASN’T a mistake, then this will be you.

Thanks for reading!

~Ddog

Search Term Sunday: Bad Grammar, Fried Chicken, and Stupid People

This is Search Term Sunday. You know the drill. Let’s do this.

jack black kids

Would you like it if someone searched for your kids online? Or maybe, if you are a kid yourself, would you like it if somebody searched for you? Yeah. Stop searching for kids online. Thanks 🙂

seven day seven sins

Kevin Spacey…is that you?

shirley temple drank

Another example of how not staying in school can impact your grammar. Drinks become dranks. It’s a sad thing.

raid dans b ops 2

obese asian

I was going to make a witty comment, but your search made me find this picture, so I will spare you. Tell me this picture isn’t funny.

i love fried chicken and kool aid

Cool beans.

thedave@wordpress.com

Who is this DAVE you speak of? The only person who can be called: the Dave is Dave Matthews. That’s all I need to say.

blackops 2 zombies beiber

What correlation does Black Ops 2 Zombies have to Justin Beiber?

mw2 treyarch

Oh the irony.

hansel and gretel gears of war executions

Being a guy, this makes me want to see Hansel and Gretel…nah.

age group on teens who play violent video games

This is moronic. You request an age group of teens who play violent video games. Teens are those who are from 13 to 18 years old. Do some math before you search things.

That’s all for this week! I apologize for the late posting. Busy day!

~Ddog

Search-Term Sunday: Harry Houdini’s Butt, Spanish Speakers, and False Frenchman

Before I begin, I’d just like to thank everybody who asked a question for the upcoming Q and A. If you haven’t asked a question yet and you’d like to know something about me or the blog, leave a comment on any post with your question(s) and I’ll definitely include it in the Q and A. I appreciate the support!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the second Search-Term Sunday. In this series, I take search terms that people typed into Google to find my blog and comment on some of them. WordPress has a function which tells me the search terms each day, and so these are all real terms that people searched to find my blog. Sit back, relax, and enjoy!

tom hardy look alike

This person was obviously looking for Logan Marshall-Green, the guy from Prometheus, the 5-cent Tom Hardy.

i got the award

Congratulations.

grandma & hipster

This would be a great name for some clothing line. It’d be a place where grandmothers could buy one Metallica T-Shirt and get one Rise Against T-Shirt for free.

(I’m not a fan of Rise Against by the way. I’m not a hipster. 🙂 )

angry birds the hobbit

I could find no correlation between Angry Birds and the Hobbit. I don’t know why anybody would put The Hobbit with Angry Birds.

i love black people

Thank you for sharing.

western water pistols

Kids still play with water guns? Here’s a western water pistol for you. It comes with a cheap little buckle too.

américain obèse hamburger stéréotype

These accents don’t add any authenticity to this phrase. You thought you can fool me? I know you’re not French. You just put accents over an English phrase. That doesn’t make you French.

sick old grandmas

You must truly be a sick person to search for sick old grandmas. I hope YOU become a sick old grandma…even if you’re a guy.

kacamata peter parker

My second and third most popular search-terms are ‘andrew garfield glasses’ and andrew garfield with glasses’ which have, combined, given me 178 views. So when I got this term, I was almost afraid to look up what a Kacamata was. It turns out that Kacamata is a brand of glasses. These ladies loves Andrew Garfield’s glasses.

harry houdinis butt

…I don’t know what to say to that.

how to make real juggernog

What on earth do you need Juggernog for? And why would I tell you how to make it? I need some for myself for the Zombie apocalypse. I understand your concern, but I need to protect myself. I’d advise you to grab some buddies, as it seems like you won’t be surviving very long.

intoxicated euphoria

…I review movies…I don’t give advice on things of this sort…

spongebob movie script

How complicated can the script possibly be? It’s just two idiots laughing together. There’s nothing much to it.

perks do call fo duty zombie

Kids, stay in school. This is what happens when you leave school to go try your hand at becoming a gangster. You can’t spell simple words. This will be your future if you choose the thug life. Don’t become this

todos los perks de call of duty 2 de zombies

It’s look like we have some Spanish speakers who have found gamerscene. In that case: ‘Hola. Me llamo Johnathan. Como te llamas?’ I honestly did that without using Google translate. I deserve a high-five or something for that. To those who are not smart in the Spanish department, the above translates to: All the perks from Call of Duty from Zombies. I did that without Google Translate as well. I deserve an Oscar for that one.

That’s all for this week! Which Search Term was your favorite? Let me know in the comments below. Thanks for reading!

~Ddog